One sweet blogging friend Anne at http://christmasblessings.wordpress.com/ says to me on her blog that she stopped watching her flat screen TV because she was finding herself talking to it. (here: http://christmasblessings.wordpress.com/2013/12/04/share-with-the-children/) But I know why she stopped watching her flat screen TV and it’s because she was waiting for it to give her an answer. Yep that’s my only conclusion.
Well I tell you the truth every body talks to their flat screen TV and I say it’s as American as apple pie.
Why you could put a dog in front of a TV and it will howl or bark……a cat would meow…..a bird would chirp….and so on and so forth…..LOL!
I say if my flat screen TV starts giving me answers to some of my most obvious or harrowing questions then OMGoodness! I am calling up the major news stations to get them to come out and cover this amazing story.
these images are at: http://insureblog.blogspot.com/2013/04/health-wonk-review-money-tree-edition.html
It would be like winning the million dollar LOTTO!…..hitting the jack pot!……it’ll be better than gold. Why we will even start singing that song…..
“Were in the money, were in the money! Come on my honey! Let’s lend it spend it…and when we see the landlord we can look him right in the eye! LOL! (Gold Diggers 1933: singing “were in the money”) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw
Why imagine a TV that would answer my husbands major questions as he is watching Sunday night football when a major player doesn’t make that touch down…..and he asks the flat screen TV “What happened?” and it goes on to explain to him why that player didn’t make that touch down….CHA CHING! CHA CHING! (In case you don’t know what that means well it’s the sound of the Federal Reserve opening up for us or Fort Knox.) LOL!
And I could betcha every cousin of mine will come out of the wood works looking for some scraps from the master’s table….
Just image…… if your fifteenth (15th) cousin on your mother’s side showed up singing the blues and looking for a few thousand dollars.
Man a flat screen that answers ……why I’d strike it rich…..I’ll be singing “I’m rich! I’m rich! I’m rich, I’m rich, I’m rich, I’m rich!
CHA CHING! CHA CHING!
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